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Luc Chastot
Moira.
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.09.18 03:01:00 -
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Do you clean her insides from time to time? You know, because, yes...
Kbai. |
Luc Chastot
Moira.
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2013.02.01 03:48:00 -
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I few days ago I liberated someone whom an evil ship was holding prisoner; unfortunately, and after we had got to know each other, a pirate crudely separated me from my new found friend.
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Luc Chastot
Zero Excavations
You Failed the Mumble Test
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Posted - 2013.02.07 04:05:00 -
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Commando 351 wrote:I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!!
Just yesterday, after weeks of feeling lonely and not know what to do about it, I decided to pod myself. Today I left my clone vat and found the former me drifting in space and had a sudden revelation: I can play with myself now.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
Luc Chastot
Zero Excavations
You Failed the Mumble Test
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Posted - 2013.02.07 22:32:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Luc Chastot wrote:Commando 351 wrote:I am afraid I have some grave news... Due to an accident of my fault, I may have accidently space my corpse... again... and now I cannot find her. Oh well, all is not lost. I recently became good friends with myself (a toon actually) and took eve fiction to a whole new level. Alas... poor yorick... although our love was short, I have yet again replaced my true love with hard metal and big ******* guns. I hear my in game wife calling, I shall be back later comrades, GLORY TO THE VODKA INFUSED WATERMELONS!!! Just yesterday, after weeks of feeling lonely and not know what to do about it, I decided to pod myself. Today I left my clone vat and found the former me drifting in space and had a sudden revelation: I can play with myself now. If you do that, your palms will get hairy. I don't know fi that is one or both of you however...
I honestly don't know what you mean by that....
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
Luc Chastot
Gentleman's Corp
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Posted - 2013.02.20 23:38:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Teshania wrote:This thread has my approval
The dark culture of our community, with in this spaceships is serious businuess but at the end of the day, i still find my pod empty and cold with just myself. Maybe one day I can capture my true love with in my bubble. Well, trapping them in the bubble is the first half. Getting them out of their pod is the second.
You have to violently open your way to the pod, so you can liberate your love from the evil machinery.
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. |
Luc Chastot
Gentleman's Corp
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Posted - 2013.03.21 02:57:00 -
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joelinux wrote:Nikk Narrel wrote:Elazar Keon wrote:I think I am in the wrong alliance...  Tut tut... many of the greatest warriors were also poets. Consider how those who oppose him must worry about becoming his next plaything. Well, let us know if you decide to leave. I'll be waiting in a gatecamp only for you. I've got a set of heels and a mini-skirt you are going to look fabulous in. And Chloe will have a new friend. I can't be around all the time for her, poor thing.
After all this time, hasn't she acquired a certain special scent?
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